Can't stop the inevitable

So today is the first of May and the second time I have BBQ'd for the year. The weather has been craptastic all day - drizzling and cold and gusty. But once you get the idea of smoked sausage, veggie skewers and burgers on the brain, there's just no stopping it. So I pulled the grill around to the front of the house where it was less windy and huddled around the grill for warmth like a homeless person. Every once in a while, a gust of wind would launch a small fireball and let's just say, if i had facial hair, it might be singed right now. Anyway, I'm stuffed and will pass out soon.