Speaking of Bill...

Yes, speaking of me, a wonderful idea. Be warned though that this is not for the faint of heart. I will be bitching about my daily struggles with no talent ass clowns, the insufficient number of hours in a day and my neverending search for good food. Still here? Excellent. Read on and join in.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

brains or bust!

last night sarah and i caught the opening monologue of the tonight show with leno. it's rare that we watch the show but i am SO glad we did. after some decent jokes, jay brought onto stage 2 asian guys from cal tech. one's studying physics and the other astro-physics. it reminded me of college [sniff]. anyway, one of the guys just set a new record in speedcubing - yeah, as in solving rubik's cubes. jay then takes a cube, throughly messes it up and this guy solves the puzzle in about...18 seconds.

but that's not why i liked the segment...

jay makes a keen observation that as "impressive" as the feat may be, it doesn't really hold any value in the real world. can't argue with that. so in a flash, jay brings out 5 buxom women wearing only red bras and black pants. he tells the guy that unhooking bras will be far more useful in the long run and times him...8 seconds.

clearly, there is more to life than just brains.


speaking on brain-childs, stewie from family guy is slated to host his own internet talk show.

3 Comments:

  • At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Was watching that Leno thing as well.

    No girl would ever just let some stranger do that, so what they did on the show was not that much more practical.

    The more impressive trick(s) in real life would have been to (i) convince the girls to let them unhook'em, or, even better, (ii) unhook'em without toucing them, but, for those guys, that would've taken forever.

     
  • At 9:09 AM, Blogger Bill said…

    too true.

    oddly enough. the guy Tyson, who was the "trainer," just got eliminated in last night's Beauty and the Geek reality show. so if you noticed his off-comment about living in a mansion with 8 beautiful women he wasn't lying...

     
  • At 3:16 AM, Blogger Skim said…

    Bust! Bust!

     

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