sharp objects
so you wanna know what's cool? knives! knives are cool. big f#$% off shiny super sharp german knives. wusthof brand. we got a set for the wedding and they're simply amazing.
you wanna know what's not cool? cutting off the tip of your middle finger with said "big f#$% off shiny super sharp german knives. wusthof brand." sure there was the physical pain, but the now i have to live with the pain of having a middle finger with gauze roughly the size of a basketball. i feel like a harlem globetrotter. maybe i should color in the gauze to make it look like a basketball. just a thought.
you wanna know what's not cool? cutting off the tip of your middle finger with said "big f#$% off shiny super sharp german knives. wusthof brand." sure there was the physical pain, but the now i have to live with the pain of having a middle finger with gauze roughly the size of a basketball. i feel like a harlem globetrotter. maybe i should color in the gauze to make it look like a basketball. just a thought.
3 Comments:
At 4:05 PM,
Skim said…
Sounds like a great excuse to go around flicking people off. Even pastors are fair game when you've been maimed.
At 8:28 PM,
RJW said…
sounds like a great reason why you should be using the MIXER instead of sharp knives (cutting finger off), coffee machines (burning), grills (see previous), etc...
face it, it's the best and safest gift out there.
At 9:16 AM,
sarah said…
true dat.... I have it all set up and i have chocolate chips in the pantry... if the weather stays nice like this i think we might have some cookie making/eating going on this weekend
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