Speaking of Bill...

Yes, speaking of me, a wonderful idea. Be warned though that this is not for the faint of heart. I will be bitching about my daily struggles with no talent ass clowns, the insufficient number of hours in a day and my neverending search for good food. Still here? Excellent. Read on and join in.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

fluff = dumb

so i dunno why it happens, it just does. people get dumb whenever a little adversity comes their way. instead of taking 8 minutes to drive to the parking lot this morning, it took almost 20 and we missed our train.

whenever the slightest bit of precipitation occurs, snow in today's case, people tend to freak out. sorry, i'm exaggerating...it wasn't snow, it was flurries and there was little to no accumulation on the roads. i've been driving for a while now and i'll cut people some slack. it was slick out, so driving slower is better than too fast, but people were going an obnoxious 5mph, getting into the wrong lanes, honking each other for no reason and simply not using their mirrors. it was a "mad house" if you will.

watch, tomorrow 5 feet of snow will hit our house ALONE because i'm bitching about the weather today. so let me be clear. blizzard? snow storm? white out conditions? that's bad stuff and difficult to drive in. but flurries? F$%# flurries. that's what i say.

it must be genetic. something in their very cells must tell them, Oh crap, is that snow? i think that's snow that's touched my vehicle. i'm taking evasive action. screw the traffic laws, screw physics, and certainly screw you asian dude in the silver sante fe trying to get to work on time.

sometimes i feel like it's sarah and i against the world. it's gonna be long winter.

5 Comments:

  • At 1:10 PM, Blogger sarah said…

    yes you and me baby! together we can make it happen :-)

     
  • At 2:47 PM, Blogger Skim said…

    Flurries is bad, but imagine my cold, terrifying fury when Southern California's entire highway system implodes because of a little rain.

     
  • At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    MuahahahahaHAHAHAAAA! How you like me now!?

     
  • At 4:31 PM, Blogger Frank said…

    i saw you on the corner of Clark and adams this morning. see, even though you were a little late, look at the bonus you got!

     
  • At 8:18 AM, Blogger Bill said…

    now if i didn't see you...who really got the bonus? ;)

     

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