Speaking of Bill...

Yes, speaking of me, a wonderful idea. Be warned though that this is not for the faint of heart. I will be bitching about my daily struggles with no talent ass clowns, the insufficient number of hours in a day and my neverending search for good food. Still here? Excellent. Read on and join in.

Monday, February 06, 2006

a little simile action...

being at work when it's 20 degrees outside and thinking about being in Florida in 3 days is like...
a. senoritis. i'm just worthless here. frank, back me up on this.
b. being in a class with her. simply distracting.
c. listening to people drone on and on about the lame superbowl last night. annoying.

george w. on NPR in the morning is like...
a. driving your car with your feet. yeah, you can do it, but that doesn't make it a good idea
b. fruit growing off of a garage door. it just doesn't make any sense.
c. getting your fingers slammed in a car door. F#$%ing painful.

game night at franks without video games is like...alice in wonderland. fun and entertaining, but a little surreal and freaky. did that really happen?

1 Comments:

  • At 11:47 AM, Blogger Frank said…

    i've been worthless all semester... i hear you brother.

    after everyone left on friday, we actually got some HALO in. hehehe.
    but not before all the women left. *wink*

     

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