Speaking of Bill...

Yes, speaking of me, a wonderful idea. Be warned though that this is not for the faint of heart. I will be bitching about my daily struggles with no talent ass clowns, the insufficient number of hours in a day and my neverending search for good food. Still here? Excellent. Read on and join in.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

viva las vegas

so we all survived our trip to vegas. there was perfect weather and many laughs. thanks to the guys for coming and celebrating my bachelor's party the right way. a few highlights...

- saw a guy on the vegas airport tram that i went to kindergarten with who used to pick on me during elementary school. i was staying at the Bellagio, he was staying at Harrahs - who should be making fun of who now?

- how do you turn $2 into $12 then into $43 in about 5 minutes? i still don't know, go ask mitul - the lucky bastard.

- even the bathroom at the bellagio was outstanding

- buffets rule. for seven guys who are up for 24 hours a day and are drinking, the money's worth it.

- the forum shops at Caesars will have you going in circles...literally.

- thanks to Jed for the Zombie drink at Noodles. i think it's finally wearing off...

- the most odds-defying gamble goes to Jed and RJ for hitting 18 red in a one and only roulette spin - 35 to 1 is a pretty payout

- $40 and 2.5 hours blackjack later - i give a shoutout to Bob and Sam for making it happen

- i hope Miguel, the taxi driver, had a great party at home with his LA "bitches"

- finally, if the bell hop at the bellagio has a nicer watch than i do. should i still tip him?

3 Comments:

  • At 2:30 PM, Blogger curious m said…

    Uncle Bill--just wondering if you're resentful of the fact that your blog is listed as #3 in your fiancee's "Favorites" list, under RJ and Jed of all people? If so, it might be time to lay the smack-down.

     
  • At 3:14 PM, Blogger Bill said…

    well damn m, i didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. now that i think about it though, the anger seems to be building...

    hmmm, rj, jed and i in the top 3. maybe she can't tell us apart? that would make me sad.

     
  • At 6:42 PM, Blogger curious m said…

    In that case for the wedding you should definitely agree on some sort of visual signal that you are the groom. Like a red carnation. Or a powder blue tuxedo. Otherwise things could end tragically.

     

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