Holy Crap!

so Jesus emailed me this morning. silly gmail placed it immediately into my spam folder, but it's a good thing i check that from time to time. HE called me "Thor" and asked me if I need help with my "energy levels being at an all time low." Sounds like I got an errant email right? But how could this email not be for me?

- Jesus wouldn't make a mistake sending out an email
- Perhaps my god given name is Thor and my folks' english translation simply came out as Bill
- The subject line was "Yo" and I readily respond to that word on a daily basis

There was also an embedded link to someplace, but i haven't clicked on it yet. i figure i'm not baptized and so who know's what'll happen if i clicked it. i bet anyone that my computer would start acting crazy spewing porn windows like the girl from the exorcist. Let it be known that I do not normally click on spam, as I have no need for cialis or the likes...holy crap indeed...